what happened?

this could have been so funny. then you cut it short with that stupid random voice. not cool and not funny. The rest of it was pure brilliance though, as you can see from my ratings.

The turtle was right...

...but the last line was so unexpected, yet so true that it had me cracking up. But damn, the rest of it was total shit. Maybe that was the point, I don't know, but the last line saved it for me.